Sam's Jokes

During the Assembly, Sam and Jodie played Terry Wogan and Gabby Roslin. Sam told us some really horrible jokes. They were so bad that Jodie got in on the act as well. they were so bad that we felt that you ought to have to read them. If you don't laugh at these you should pay an extra fine to Children in Need.

Terry: "What did the magician get when he crossed a giraffe with a hedgehog?"
Gabby - "I don't know, what did the magician get when he crossed a giraffe with a hedgehog?"
Terry - "A 4 metre high toothbrush!"

Terry: "Did you hear about the boy who thought he was Dracula?"
Gabby - "Is it Tom from down the street?"
Terry - "Yes, he's a pain in the neck"

Gabby - "What is a house that weighs the least called?"
Terry - "I don't know what is a house that weighs the least called?"
Gabby - " A light house"

Terry: "How do you know if you are haunted by a parot?"
Gabby - "I don't know, how do you know if you are haunted by a parot?"
Terry - "He keeps on saying OOOooooooo's a pretty boy then!"

Terry - "Knock, knock!"
Gabby - "Who's there?"
Terry -"Chooch"
Gabby -"Chooch Who?"
Terry -"Chooch Whoo. Come on, we're going to miss the train "